10.30.2008

Lost and Found

Flab to Fab Classifieds

Lost: Muffin Top

Found: Saddle Bags

If you find Muffin Top, please keep it. If you have information as to where I can also lose my saddle bags, please leave a comment here. Identification pictures to be posted soon. Reward may be offered for the safe loss of Saddle Bags.

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8 comments:

  1. Lost: Boobs (after baby #3). Didn't have much to begin with, but now it's worse...and what IS there ISN'T where it USED to be!

    Found: Pooch. Not a doggy-pooch, either. I'm talking a stretch-mark covered mass of junk that I can either place IN my pants, or ABOVE them (if they're low-rise).

    I just grossed myself out...

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  2. Ditto to the first comment. Except I did have boobs, and now they are far too saggy.

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  3. But congrats on losing the muffin top! That's great!

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  4. Camille what is your email address so missy can email you?????????????mines amberjenks@netscape.net

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  5. Lost: Drive to go to the gym
    Gained: Some extra cushion and padding for winter.

    Ugh....

    If you find somewhere to stash those saddlebags away - will you send me the locale.

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  6. Lost: Boobs....


    Found: at my knees.....

    Maybe, just maybe, they will be back where they belong, if I can decide if I'm vain enough.

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  7. Lost: Rear-end
    It is now a deflated balloon

    Found: Child-bearin' hips

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  8. Wanted: The body I had before I grew three humans inside it in a 4 year span.

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