#5.......L is for legs

Spring- ahhh.

Now, I know it has officially been spring for a while now. Some of you may be way past the point of this post- but too bad.

It has been unofficially still snowing in most places. Meteorologists may disagree, but I think that winter has finally left. Unless you happen to live in Alaska- and in that case- um, well- I don't know what you should do. Maybe move to the sunny tropical state of Idaho? Idaho is not sunny and tropical you say? Oh, contrare my friends. Here is the proof:

My windows were open all day.

My new dollar store sunglasses are SWEEEEEET. They make me look super Miami Vice cool.

Butterflies have been sighted.

I am braving up to turn off the thermostat tonight.

Yesterday I weeded my flower beds- for the 2nd time this year!

My kids can step outside my home barefoot & child protective services would not have a problem with it.

My 4-year-old was bit by the meanest, most ferocious black ant you have ever seen. He died, (the ant- not my son), a martyr for his entire colony.

The 7 tulip bulbs I planted have bloomed, (7 you ask? Well, I was on a budget.).

The 77 million weeds in my garden space have sprouted.

I wore capris today.



So what is the point of my seasonal rambling? (In your heads you should now hear the "record screeching" sound.) Capri's? Camille, did you say Capri's?

Yes, the Capri's are out! Unfortunately, (fortunately for my husband), that means so are the new razors, toenail polish and lotion.
When I looked down at my majorly prickly...... ok maybe the term would be sporadically hairy....... legs today, I quickly said a prayer of gratitude that I am a blond. I did shave my legs.... sorta. Apparently when you go all winter long without shaving you also forget how to do a good job. I know that some of you are also guilty of this same problem. How do I know you ask?
Well, last week's sidebar of extremely scientific polls, (which I use the data for extremely scientific and official purposes), told me so.

Ok, ok Camille, get on with it. The bajillions of faithful readers really don't care about your issues.....they have been checking the blog constantly in anticipation of the next fabulous challenge.

Yes- bajillions is a word- I invented it and I invented this blog. So, that makes me a brilliant inventor. So, I can make up words..... and say that Idaho is tropical..... and use lots of .......'s. Have you all noticed I like to use lots of.............'s? Are ..........'s grammatically correct? If you didn't catch on, I like making dots......

Alright already! Stop rolling your eyes people.

Challenge #5.....L is for Legs

Shave your legs every time you shower this week. Lotion legs at least daily. For the grand finale- paint your toe nails a bright beautiful color.


I mean it. You must shave every time you shower. The toenails should be kept up all week too. Some of you may even have to shave the long weird hairs on your toes..... not that I would know anything about those. I have just heard that some people have long weird hairs on their toes.

Pull out the warm weather wear, flaunt the feet and feel those fabulously smooth legs!